Can I get an amen? According to John Edwards, “When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk.”

Apparently John Kerry has inadvertantly left out the “supernatural miracles program” of his “plan” because I can’t seem to find it on his website. Maybe it’s one of those special plans that can only be seen with x-ray vision or something. That’s a shame, too, because I’d be willing to considering voting for the guy with powers to raise the dead.