Being a Criminal is Getting Safer Everyday
And we should thank the ACLU for advocating for the roughest criminal element out there. If it weren’t for the ACLU, who would defend the rapists and murderers when they’re unjustly restrained after fleeing the scene of the crime? Keep up the great work, guys, soon you’ll have completely removed all references to religion from Christmas and taken all forms of weapon out of the hands of the police. Imagine what a wonderful world we’ll be in then.







