CBS executives, like Hollywood, are seemlingly out of ideas these days. So much so, they’ve resorted to asking their interns to think for them. How hard it is to report newsworthy information in a factually accurate manner? That’s the problem with MSM, they think that consumers want hyped-up drama instead of barebones facts. And they’re willing to create drama out of thin air to deliver.

Here’s a wacky and highly creative suggestion:

JUST REPORT THE NEWS.