Louis Farra-con put on his tin-foil kufi and declared he has a “reliable source” with the capabilities of seeing through 15 feet of murky, opaque water to the ground beneath. He didn’t mention Superman by name, but he did say:
“I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry.”
Guess I’m gonna have to get me some of these.