In a followup to a previous article, the Houston Comical now says Mayor Bill White is asking FEMA to foot the bill for the security needed to investigate the increasing crime in “many of the problem areas [that] fall in southwest Houston, particularly in apartment complexes housing numerous Katrina evacuees“, while simultaneously “not identif[ing] a cause for the rise in crime”, while simultaneously pointing “to increased gang activity and the growth in population from Katrina evacuees“, while simultaneously saying the “uptick in crime is not solely attributable to Hurricane Katrina evacuees.”

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…