For giving AFP a reason to use this headline that proved, as I read it, that milk can shoot all the way across the room… from one’s nose.

By the way, Mikey, I know you seem to get tons of grief when you offer your unsolicited opinions on politics, but I want to take a stand for conservatives the world over and thank you personally. It seems everytime you open that massive piehole of yours and deliver another twinkie-laden diatribe… another big election goes to the conservatives.

So keep up the good work, Mikey.