Since the liberals in the DNC and MSM can’t seem to concentrate on more than 16 words at any given moment, I thought I’d help the President focus the speech tonight into a bite-sized chunk for them.

“Economy up. Wiretaps work. Adios terrorists. Here comes the veto. Borders will be closed. Thank you.”

Think about it. Not only does it get right to the point, but it helps the ADD liberals who will undoubtedly complain that such a lasting historic tradition is interfering with their Constitutional right to view American Idol.