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2007 Oscar Winners?
March 6th, 2006 12:50 pm
Liberals were expectedly upset that their gay cowboy movie wasn’t enshrined in best picture immortality with a little golden naked man statue last night, so I wonder whether they’ll try again next year. I’m sure they’ll focus on even more big screen liberalism. If so, I can only imagine the contenders:

Smokecrack Mountain: A heartfelt story about a D.C. mayor and his first true love.

Backtrack Mountain: An exploration of John Kerry’s voting record.

Broakbak Mowntun: Starring Barbra Streisand.

HateBlack Mountain: Kanye West’s documentary on the President.

NotBlack Mountain: Starring Bryant Gumbel.

ConfederateFlag&GunRack Mountain: The story of Howard Dean’s failed campaign.

KnowJack Mountain: A documentary of Harry Reid’s time in the Senate.

…not to be confused with:

Don’tKnowJack Mountain: A 30-second film on Hillary’s knowledge of her husband’s life.

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