- The DOW is nearing its all-time high. Shhhh… don’t tell MSM.

- California Education to become Reading, Writing and Gender Reassignment

- The Left just can’t get enough walkouts. Maybe if they got jobs, they’d have less time to protest everything under the sun.

- Stolen bases will now be known as “undocumented bases”, and no one is allowed to be thrown out. Viva Major League Beisbol

- How have we done since 2001?

- For my friends on the Left who olke polls: “U.S. support for Roe v. Wade is at its lowest level in decades”