That’s where I’m headed tonight. Sometimes you just gotta have some fun. It will be my first time at Wrigley, it feels like a rite of passage. I’m also excited because the starting pitchers are Roger Clemens and Greg Maddux.

Clemens (1-3, 2.96 ERA) and Maddux (7-10, 4.99) have combined for 667 wins and 11 Cy Young Awards and pitch against each other for the third time in their illustrious careers.

Despite the fact that both teams are fighting to see who can suck the most, the pitching matchup and the fact it’s my first time in such a historic ballpark should make the game memorable anyway.