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Irrelevancy Speaks Again
July 23rd, 2006 10:11 pm

Irrelevancy, thy name is John Kerry… who by the way served in Vietnam. Like North Korea launching missles everytime the middle east starts receiving the focus of world attention, so too do irrelevant liberals start screaming like 4 year olds craving the spotlight. This time, John Kerry, who by the way served in Vietnam, is claiming that if the Democrats had perpetrated just a little more fraud in some swing states, the current conflict in the middle east wouldn’t be happening.

For once, I agree with him.

You see, if John Kerry, who by the way served in Vietnam, had become President of the United States, there likely wouldn’t have been an Israel left for arabs to kick around in 2006. Afterall, it was John Kerry, who by the way served in Vietnam, that promised to handle Iran just like his useless predecessor had handled North Korea… by accepting baseless promises from terror-loving regimes and in exchange, providing them with the nuclear fuel they seek for peaceful terror-loving purposes.

And since Iran is declaring that “Israel is doomed to destruction”, one can only imagine how quickly they would’ve used President Kerry’s, who by the way served in Vietnam, free nuclear fuel to accomplish this goal. I suspect it would’ve happened before July, 2006, hence Kerry’s, who by the way served in Vietnam, claim that the current conflict wouldn’t have happened is correct.

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9 Comments »
  1. Hey, a good scathing evaluation of Kerry. Too bad we can’t get him to read this blog. What, as you say, an irrelevant.

    Comment by Judith — 10:39 pm

  2. I have a 4 year old. Don’t insult 4 year olds by comparing them to Kerry.

    Comment by Steph — 10:56 pm

  3. Yes. World is strange sometime.

    Comment by Paul — 1:40 am

  4. Even more hilarious than usual. Yee-hah Dean has been saying the same thing lately. Maybe there’s a talking point I missed?

    Comment by A. Truman North — 1:59 am

  5. Kerry echoes Dean talking point on Israel/Lebanon conflict: This wouldn’t have happened had he been president

    These guys just never cease to amaze me. Via the Detroit News (emphasis added):
    U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D- Mass., who was in town Sunday to help Gov. Jennifer Granholm campaign for her re-election bid, took time to take a jab at the Bush administration …

    Trackback by Sister Toldjah — 7:06 am

  6. Thank you Sister. Perhaps I should start reading the primary sources more? :P

    Comment by A. Truman North — 11:04 am

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    Condi Rice is in Beirut, a surprise stop in her Middle East diplomacy tour that will next visit Jerusalem. This stop has mostly symbolic significance. The Lebanese are incapable of fighting Hizbullah, let alone Israel, so they need outside support.

    Trackback by A Blog For All — 12:29 pm

  8. Kerry On Mideast Violence: “If I was president, this wouldn’t have happened”

    Partially cross-posted at Expose the Left Only a week ago we were mocking Howard Dean for his claim that the current Middle East crisis wouldn’t be taking place under Democratic leadership, but it seems the competition for idiot of the…

    Trackback by RightWinged.com — 3:29 pm

  9. John Kerry served in Vietnam? I didn’t know that. Too bad I didn’t run over him over there, er, I mean too bad I didn’t run into him over there. Gee, imagine that, Kerry served in Vietnam. Well, I’ll be danged. Had I known that I still would have voted for Bush, cause Kerry is an idiot.

    Comment by Old Soldier — 6:45 pm

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