Sure, she’s a loud-mouthed, abusive moron, but that’s what made her a great candidate to run against. Now she’s gone. Frankly, I’m disappointed.

And her post-election excuse for losing is…..

*shakes the Magic 8-ball*

Voting irregularities!

What? You thought she’d claim racism? Unfortunately for her, that excuse was probably precluded by the fact that her opponent isn’t white.

Of course, her entourage has apparently been attending the same self-defense offense classes as they went scrappin’ after the electoral defeat.