From the press release:

NASA Schedules Briefing to Announce Significant Find on Mars

WASHINGTON - NASA hosts a news briefing at 1 p.m. EST, Wednesday, Dec. 6, to present new science results from the Mars Global Surveyor. The briefing will take place in the NASA Headquarters auditorium located at 300 E Street, S.W. in Washington and carried live on NASA Television and www.nasa.gov.

Any guesses on what they’ve found? Here’s a few ideas:

1. The source of liberalism.

2. John Kerry’s military records.

3. Elvis

4. Iraq’s WMDs

5. Osama bin Laden

6. Britney Spears’ career

7. More Hurricane Katrina evacuees

8. A vast collection of single, unmatched socks

9. The additional votes needed to give Al Gore the 2000 election

10. Aliens willing to do the work Americans won’t