The field of 2008 losing candidates were allowed to pick their own theme music at this week’s DNC Winter Meeting. The songs they picked (listed in the article) just didn’t fit, so I’ve come up with a list of my own that better represents each of the 2008 losing candidates:

John “Breck Girl” Edwards: “You’re So Vain” - Carly Simon

Sen. Chris Dodd: “Wasted Days and Wasted Nights” - Freddy Fender

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton: “The Bitch Is Back” - Elton John or “Lyin’ Eyes” - The Eagles

Rep. Dennis Kucinich: “Dream On” - Aerosmith

Sen. Barack Obama: “Slip Slidin’ Away” - Paul Simon

Wesley Clark: “End Of The Road” - Boyz II Men