1. Agh! The wicked witch of the West.

   Comment by Judith — 10:06 pm
   

2. “You’re here legally, right? I can only be seen with ethnic people if they’re documented. Unless they’re mowing my lawn. You want to mow my lawn? Ma-ny-pe-sos!”

   Comment by Henry Dorsett Case — 10:59 pm
   

3. “Senora Clinton, where did your neck go?”

   Comment by crushliberalism — 5:33 pm
   

4. “I tried to mow my own lawn. You come to my house, mow lawn, I give you ta-co and burr-i-to and ma-ny-pe-sos. Savvy?”

   Comment by Henry Dorsett Case — 8:46 pm
   

5. Funnee! Just picture tall pointed black hat, black dress, broom parked in corner, crooning to the mirror on the wall, Am I not the fairest of them all? (lefty contenders) Please please say I am Dammit, say I am or I will throw this lamp at you.

   Comment by Judith — 1:00 am
   

6. “We can do this the easy way…or we can do this the hard way…Now tell me, who are you going to vote for?”

   Comment by FreedomReigns — 9:23 am
   

7. “Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy. Soon your brain will cease to function. You will be a Democrat…”

   Comment by USBeast — 2:00 pm
   

8. “Do you feel the power? If you feel the power (and you’d better, if you know what’s good for you) - say “Amen”"

   Comment by SouthernRoots — 4:21 pm
   

9. I heard a good one yesterday. A non-partisan bumper sticker; Run Hillary Run. Dems put it on the back bumper of their cars and Reps on the front bumper.

   Comment by motherhen4274 — 8:43 pm
   

10. motherhen, I’ve been selling that very bumper sticker for several years.

    Comment by Texas Rainmaker — 11:49 am
    

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