Texas Rainmaker
The Oscars…
February 25th, 2007 11:04 pm

I could care less what’s happening tonight in Hollywood’s Annual Mutual Admiration Society meeting, but if you want to know who won what, click here to see some live-blogging in action.

I understand Al Gore won for Documentary. He joins Michael Moore with that honor. Maybe they can now change the name of the award to the “Best Crockumentary Dreamed Up By a Plus-Sized Political Hack” and give the winner a bronzed twinkie instead.

When Gore’s acceptance speech ended, I bet the hostess walked up to escort the Oscar statue offstage, mistaking it for Gore.

The show is so bad, I bet millions are begging their local stations to replace the show with more coverage of Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears.

A reader has emailed me to point out the unintentional acronym I created:



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