It’s finally come to this.

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - A nonprofit organization has unveiled a series of electronic greeting cards that concerned friends and relatives can send to a woman after she chooses to have an abortion.
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One card expresses sympathy, offering the gentle reminder that, “As you grieve, remember that you are loved.” Another provides encouragement for someone who “did the right thing.” Yet another strikes a religious tone with the thought that “God will never leave you or forsake you.”

But as Allah notes, they’re all so glum. So he’s offered a sample of an “upbeat card“… you know for those “abortion is morally good” folks.

I agree they’re a bit gloomy. They almost reflect a sadness over something cherished that’s been taken away… rather than that empowered feeling of having just rid yourself of a nuisance that was hindering your career…

Maybe we can also design some Death Announcements, with a cute little picture of the medical waste bag and all… you know, for the scrapbook.