I wondered how long we would have to wait before President Bush was blamed for yesterday’s massacre at Virginia Tech.
“At least one of the weapons used by the shooter is believed, as we said, to be a nine millimeter semi-automatic pistol, which would be like this one, with a clip designed to hold more than 10 shots. Clips like those were banned under the Assault Weapons Law of 1994, but Congress and President Bush allowed that law to expire more than two years ago.”
Now I wonder how long before they tie it to Iraq and Halliburton. Better yet, maybe this was a product of global warming, too!
By the way, Mr. Olbermann, the ban on murder is still in place… yet somehow that didn’t prevent the massacre, either.
UPDATE:
Apparently Charlton Heston is to blame as well.
UPDATE 2:
Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. I’d like to take credit for having predicted this, but when something is so obvious and so expected, it can hardly be classified as a prediction.
Gunman’s sister deals with Iraq aid
The sister of the gunman responsible for the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history works as a contractor for a State Department office that oversees billions of dollars in American aid for Iraq.
The article really adds nothing to the story of a murderous rampage on a college campus except to mention an Iraq connection.
Now where’s the Halliburton article?
