1. How can my head possibly itch when I pay $400 for beauty shop visits??

   Comment by sandy — 6:43 am
   

2. “If I grow this out a bit, I’ll be able to do a proper ‘hair toss’ to get the boys’ attention.”

   Comment by FreedomReigns — 9:05 am
   

3. Mork calling Orson…come in Orson….

   Comment by CommonSenseRules — 4:56 pm
   

4. I was told the flea colar should be working by now.

   Comment by FreeFall — 8:26 am
   

5. I have my potential running mate up here somewhere…..

   Comment by MrCynic1 — 3:45 pm
   

6. “How long to I have to pretend to be interested in this peasant before I can jet?”…”Hmhmhm literally in my private jet, I’m so rich I’d date myself.”

   Comment by tommysing — 10:32 pm
   

7. ” I wonder how much I can get out of Coulter’s comments this time?”

   Comment by sandy — 6:29 am
   

8. Um, yeah, he really did pardon him? Well, really, um, I don’t know, how can I put this without using swear words. Bush did say he was going to go after that “Turd Blossom” right? Oops, can I say that? Well, I’m sure it’s okay since the President did it. But then again, he’s been swearing up a storm, so that may not be a good precedent. Hah, precedent, president, you get it? Well, yeah, he’s a bad precedent.

   Comment by endorendil — 9:12 am
   

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