1. Surprised I can even do this? So am I–considering I even had my hands tightened.

   Comment by sandy — 6:00 am
   

2. “No, not four, my policies only violate three constitutional amendments.”

   Comment by FreedomReigns — 10:32 am
   

3. Nancy Pelosi introduces her new campaign spokesman, Señor Wences.

   Comment by FreedomReigns — 10:36 am
   

4. I only lie this much…..I swear.

   Comment by FreeFall — 8:23 am
   

5. This is to my hommies from the westside.

   Comment by FreeFall — 8:58 am
   

6. I was walking past the a gathering of deaf and mute citizens and they were all giving me this sign. I felt so accepted I must be doing a good job, put another minority group in the guaranteed vote bag!!!
   *the rest of congress snickers discretely*

   Comment by tommysing — 10:37 pm
   

7. I’m crushing your head. I’m crushing your head. I’m crushing your head.

   Comment by CommonSenseRules — 9:45 pm
   

8. This is how much is left of Bush’s dick after pardoning Libby.

   Comment by endorendil — 8:12 am
   

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