Michelle has asked readers to help Nancy Pelosi pick a title for her new memoir.

Here’s my entry:

At least that’s how the headline might read if he weren’t a Democrat.

The Michael Vick dogfighting case made its way to the floor of the U.S. Senate Thursday when its most senior member publicly declared his outrage, saying he’s witnessed one execution but wouldn’t mind seeing another “if it involves this cruel, sadistic, cannibalistic business of training innocent, vulnerable creatures to kill.”

Then again, the Senate’s most senior member former KKK-recruiter also wanted to “die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”

Good thing those Democrats are looking out for minority rights and all…

It’s nice to finally see a court ruling in favor of common sense measures aimed at reducing election fraud.

Michigan voters will be asked to present photo identification at the polling place, after a divided Michigan Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that such a requirement is constitutional.

Of course, the usual suspects are frowning on the decision. The reason is obvious.

…the party’s over.

Former CIA operative Valerie Plame lost a lawsuit Thursday that demanded money from Bush administration officials whom she blamed for leaking her agency identity.

Awe… and just when the campaign was getting revved up.

Of course, even in reporting the death of this case, the MSM misleads readers by making it appear the case was dismissed purely on jurisdictional grounds…

U.S. District Judge John D. Bates dismissed the case on jurisdictional grounds and said he would not express an opinion on the constitutional arguments. Bates dismissed the case against all defendants: Cheney, White House political adviser Karl Rove and former White House aide I. Lewis “Scooter’’ Libby.

In reality:

For the reasons given above, plaintiffs have failed to state a claim upon which relief can be granted with respect to their four causes of action asserted directly under the Constitution.

Happy trails, attention whores.

Sex ed for kindergarteners…

Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., told Planned Parenthood Tuesday that sex education for kindergarteners, as long as it is “age-appropriate,” is “the right thing to do.”

…and government funded death for the younger ones.

Elizabeth Edwards said Tuesday that her husband’s health-care plan would provide insurance coverage of abortion.
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Asked about his proposal for expanded access to health insurance, Obama said it would cover “reproductive-health services.” Contacted afterward, an Obama spokesman said that included abortions.

Well, there you have it. Childcare… democrat style.

From Reuters:

Democratic presidential contender Barack Obama criticized recent U.S. Supreme Court decisions as hypocritical and inconsistent on Tuesday, saying a ruling upholding a late-term abortion ban was part of a concerted effort to roll back women’s rights.

Actually, Barry, it’s an effort to roll forward children’s rights.

“At the top of the list was this effort to try to overturn Roe vs Wade or at least try to chip away at it,” [Hillary] Clinton said, adding the Bush administration has waged war against contraception education and “set out from Day One to dismantle reproduction rights around the world.”

Dismantling reproduction rights? Not quite, Hill. People still have the right to reproduce… We’re talking about them taking responsibility for a child when they exercise that right and do reproduce.

Obama said he would look into the heart of a potential Supreme Court nominee. “We need somebody who’s got the empathy to recognize what it’s like to be a young teen-aged mom,” he said.

And there you have it, folks. Inconvenience and hardship as a justification for killing a child. That’s the qualifications liberals look for when nominating someone to interpret the supreme law of the land for life.

…from Chicago?

Rob highlights an interesting quote from Barack Obama yesterday:

“Nearly three dozen Chicago students have been killed this year, according to Chicago Public Schools. Obama said that figure is higher than the number of Illinois serviceman who’ve died in Iraq in 2007.”

As Rob points out, “And Iraq is a war zone. Chicago Public Schools is just…high school. Kind of puts the war in perspective, no?

No, the other one.

Las Vegas police arrested Brooks, 36, and four associates last week after a two-week investigation into the local prostitution ring. The investigation started when a tipster told detectives about a cheerleading coach at Andre Agassi College Preparatory Academy who might be running a prostitution service.

When an undercover detective called Brooks, she said her girls were clean and only serviced upscale clients, a police report said. She later boasted that she had more than 40 women working for her and that her clients ranged from basketball star Shaquille O’Neal to a former president, according to the report.

“These are not your average girls. Some of them have worked with Bill Clinton,” Brooks told an undercover officer, according to the report.

Of course, he used (MSM) protection… by wearing a (D) after his name.

And you thought our education system was screwed up.

FURY erupted last night after Sir Winston Churchill was axed from school history lessons.

Britain’s cigar-chomping World War Two PM — famed for his two-finger victory salute — was removed from a list of figures secondary school children must learn about.

Instead they will be taught about “relevant” issues such as global warming and drug dangers. Churchill’s grandson, Tory MP Nicholas Soames, branded the move “total madness.”

The decision to axe Churchill is part of a major shake-up aimed at dragging the national curriculum into the 21st century, it was claimed last night.

Winston Churchill is “irrelevant” in school history lessons? What’s next? Removing numbers from math class?

Though it does explain a lot in today’s global struggle. There are many who would like to forget that appeasement of our enemies is a failed policy.

Here’s what Barack Obama had to say about lobbyists last month:

“And once again, we are faced with a politics that makes all of this possible. In the last six years, our leaders have thrown open the doors of Congress and the White House to an army of Washington lobbyists who have turned our government into a game only they can afford to play - a game played on a field that’s no longer level, but rigged to always favor their own narrow agendas.

From Jack Abramoff to Tom Delay, from briberies to indictments, the scandals that have plagued Washington over the last few years have been too numerous to recall.

But their most troubling aspect goes far beyond the headlines that focus on the culprits and their crimes. It’s an entire culture in Washington - some of it legal, some of it not - that allows this to happen. Because what’s most outrageous is not the morally offensive conduct on behalf of these lobbyists and legislators, but the morally offensive laws and decisions that get made as a result.”

And guess who’s been involved in some of these “morally offensive laws” that “throw open the doors of Congress to the lobbyists”?

That’s right… Barack Obama, himself.

But last year, at the request of a hired representative for an Australian-owned chemical corporation Nufarm, Obama introduced nine separate bills exempting the company from import fees on a range of chemical ingredients it uses in the manufacture of pesticides and herbicides. Nufarm’s U.S. subsidiary is based in Illinois.

Nufarm wasn’t the only beneficiary of Obama’s efforts to reduce customs fees and duties. In early May of 2006, two Washington lobbyists registered to work on behalf of Astellas Pharma, a Japanese-owned drug company which also has offices in Illinois.

The lobbyists’ task? “Introduce legislation to temporarily suspend customs duties for the importation of a pharmaceutical ingredient,” they wrote on their lobbying forms. Less than three weeks later, the men had earned their $20,000 fee, thanks to Obama. On May 26, he introduced S. 3155, a bill specifically exempting Astellas’ key ingredient from tariff payments. The bill cost the federal government more than $1 million in lost revenue, according to government estimates.

Together, Obama’s obscure measures — known as tariff suspensions — steered more than $12 million away from federal coffers, according to government estimates.

Of course, his handlers defend it as him just being a good representative to his constituency…

Welcome to the Culture of Hypocrisy.