Texas Rainmaker
Flori-DUH
February 5th, 2008 4:06 pm

Super Tuesday pop quiz. Some Florida voters are experiencing difficulty casting ballots today. Is it because:

1. Diebold machines have been rigged?

2. Republicans are trying to disenfranchise minority voters?

3. They’re too stupid to be voting in the first place?

Here’s a hint at which answer is correct:

Millions of Americans in 24 states are turning out vote to in Super Tuesday presidential primaries from Georgia to Alaska today. Meanwhile, some dedicated if confused Florida voters are trying to, as well.

Elections offices across the state are reporting hundreds of calls from voters wanting to know where they can vote today. The answer is that Florida already had its presidential primary — last week.

I just wonder how many votes this cost Al Gore today.

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2 Comments »
  1. Gotta be 1 and 2. We know that this is always the case in elections.

    Besides, what ie the right answer doesn’t matter - it’s what we feel is the answer that matters.

    Or something to that effect.

    Comment by SouthernRoots — 1:27 pm

  2. I believe, nay, fall to my knees and shout to the heavens for Social Darwinism. God help me, an entire state that needs to be culled from the herd……

    Comment by Chicken McFuggits — 8:15 pm

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