Trying to distance himself from his racist, America-hating pastor (by the way, why isn’t anyone questioning the church’s tax-exempt status for this guy’s incessant political rantings from the pulpit?) and simultaneously padding his resume, Barack Obama gave a “big speech” today.

Now his resume reads:

Experience
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2002 - Gave a Big Speech
2008 - Gave a Big Speech

Now that’s experience we can vote for!