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The Ice Cream Election
January 23rd, 2009 1:26 pm

The presidential election was heating up and some of the third graders showed an interest. It was decided they would have an election for a class president. They would choose the nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. It was discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. There were many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. It seemed Jamie might have an advantage because he has lots of parental support. Olivia’s mother was nowhere to be seen.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded. He sat down and Olivia came to the podium. Her speech was concise. She said, “If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream.” She sat down.

The class went wild. “Yes! Yes! We want ice cream.” She surely could say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn’t sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it? She didn’t know. The class really didn’t care. All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and fifty-two percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream.

The other forty-eight percent of us know we’re going to have to feed the cow and clean up the crap.

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Not only do Democrats want to confiscate your hard-earned money to give to those who don’t pay taxes, but an executive order being signed by Barry O. today will also now “spread your wealth” to foreign countries to fund the killing of children.

President Barack Obama plans to sign an executive order ending the ban on federal funds for international groups that promote or perform abortions, officials told The Associated Press on Friday.

It’s nice to see that when we’re in the midst of a historic economic meltdown, we still have politicians willing to sacrifice our money and use it for important things like killing babies overseas. I’m sure the out of work factory worker in Ohio appreciates the gesture.

So in less than 48 hours and two swipes of the pen, Barry has managed to offer protection to terrorists and deny protection to innocent children. Hopenchange!

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Can’t say this is unexpected. The Left often reminds me of a rowdy kindergarden class. And when you combine that immaturity with a total lack of class, and you’ll see why the discourse has deteriorated so much lately.

Yet Obama had this to say in his speech:

On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things.

At least he had the right audience there for his speech…


If there’s anything positive coming out of the spectacular ascendancy of inexperience that is Obama, it’s that his political opposition will show more class, maturity and respect than his side has ever offered up itself.

The political landscape may have changed, but everything else remains the same. And as such, Obama may throw handouts to a few here and there, but at the end of his four years, the producers will still be producing, the moochers will still be mooching, the media will be praising Obama despite his accomplishing nothing and we’ll be playing this whole game again.

And all those folks booing the President will probably still be unemployed and soaking some government program, complaining that their entitlements just aren’t big enough.

UPDATE: More of their “unity of purpose over conflict and discord” on display.

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Thank You, President Bush
January 15th, 2009 7:33 pm

Here is the text from President Bush’s final address to the nation.

Fellow citizens: For eight years, it has been my honor to serve as your President. The first decade of this new century has been a period of consequence – a time set apart. Tonight, with a thankful heart, I have asked for a final opportunity to share some thoughts on the journey we have traveled together and the future of our Nation.

Five days from now, the world will witness the vitality of American democracy. In a tradition dating back to our founding, the presidency will pass to a successor chosen by you, the American people. Standing on the steps of the Capitol will be a man whose story reflects the enduring promise of our land. This is a moment of hope and pride for our whole Nation. And I join all Americans in offering best wishes to President-elect Obama, his wife Michelle, and their two beautiful girls.

Tonight I am filled with gratitude – to Vice President Cheney and members of the Administration; to Laura, who brought joy to this house and love to my life; to our wonderful daughters, Barbara and Jenna; to my parents, whose examples have provided strength for a lifetime. And above all, I thank the American people for the trust you have given me. I thank you for the prayers that have lifted my spirits. And I thank you for the countless acts of courage, generosity, and grace that I have witnessed these past eight years.

This evening, my thoughts return to the first night I addressed you from this house – September 11, 2001. That morning, terrorists took nearly 3,000 lives in the worst attack on America since Pearl Harbor. I remember standing in the rubble of the World Trade Center three days later, surrounded by rescuers who had been working around the clock. I remember talking to brave souls who charged through smoke-filled corridors at the Pentagon and to husbands and wives whose loved ones became heroes aboard Flight 93. I remember Arlene Howard, who gave me her fallen son’s police shield as a reminder of all that was lost. And I still carry his badge.

As the years passed, most Americans were able to return to life much as it had been before Nine-Eleven. But I never did. Every morning, I received a briefing on the threats to our Nation. And I vowed to do everything in my power to keep us safe.

Over the past seven years, a new Department of Homeland Security has been created. The military, the intelligence community, and the FBI have been transformed. Our Nation is equipped with new tools to monitor the terrorists’ movements, freeze their finances, and break up their plots. And with strong allies at our side, we have taken the fight to the terrorists and those who support them. Afghanistan has gone from a nation where the Taliban harbored al Qaeda and stoned women in the streets to a young democracy that is fighting terror and encouraging girls to go to school. Iraq has gone from a brutal dictatorship and a sworn enemy of America to an Arab democracy at the heart of the Middle East and a friend of the United States.

There is legitimate debate about many of these decisions. But there can be little debate about the results. America has gone more than seven years without another terrorist attack on our soil. This is a tribute to those who toil day and night to keep us safe – law enforcement officers, intelligence analysts, homeland security and diplomatic personnel, and the men and women of the United States Armed Forces.

Our Nation is blessed to have citizens who volunteer to defend us in this time of danger. I have cherished meeting these selfless patriots and their families. America owes you a debt of gratitude. And to all our men and women in uniform listening tonight: There has been no higher honor than serving as your Commander in Chief.

The battles waged by our troops are part of a broader struggle between two dramatically different systems. Under one, a small band of fanatics demands total obedience to an oppressive ideology, condemns women to subservience, and marks unbelievers for murder. The other system is based on the conviction that freedom is the universal gift of Almighty God and that liberty and justice light the path to peace.

This is the belief that gave birth to our Nation. And in the long run, advancing this belief is the only practical way to protect our citizens. When people live in freedom, they do not willingly choose leaders who pursue campaigns of terror. When people have hope in the future, they will not cede their lives to violence and extremism. So around the world, America is promoting human liberty, human rights, and human dignity. We are standing with dissidents and young democracies, providing AIDS medicine to bring dying patients back to life, and sparing mothers and babies from malaria. And this great republic born alone in liberty is leading the world toward a new age when freedom belongs to all nations.

For eight years, we have also strived to expand opportunity and hope here at home. Across our country, students are rising to meet higher standards in public schools. A new Medicare prescription drug benefit is bringing peace of mind to seniors and the disabled. Every taxpayer pays lower income taxes. The addicted and suffering are finding new hope through faith-based programs. Vulnerable human life is better protected. Funding for our veterans has nearly doubled. America’s air, water, and lands are measurably cleaner. And the Federal bench includes wise new members like Justice Sam Alito and Chief Justice John Roberts.

When challenges to our prosperity emerged, we rose to meet them. Facing the prospect of a financial collapse, we took decisive measures to safeguard our economy. These are very tough times for hardworking families, but the toll would be far worse if we had not acted. All Americans are in this together. And together, with determination and hard work, we will restore our economy to the path of growth. We will show the world once again the resilience of America’s free enterprise system.

Like all who have held this office before me, I have experienced setbacks. There are things I would do differently if given the chance. Yet I have always acted with the best interests of our country in mind. I have followed my conscience and done what I thought was right. You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made. But I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions.

The decades ahead will bring more hard choices for our country, and there are some guiding principles that should shape our course.

While our Nation is safer than it was seven years ago, the gravest threat to our people remains another terrorist attack. Our enemies are patient and determined to strike again. America did nothing to seek or deserve this conflict. But we have been given solemn responsibilities, and we must meet them. We must resist complacency. We must keep our resolve. And we must never let down our guard.

At the same time, we must continue to engage the world with confidence and clear purpose. In the face of threats from abroad, it can be tempting to seek comfort by turning inward. But we must reject isolationism and its companion, protectionism. Retreating behind our borders would only invite danger. In the 21st century, security and prosperity at home depend on the expansion of liberty abroad. If America does not lead the cause of freedom, that cause will not be led.

As we address these challenges – and others we cannot foresee tonight – America must maintain our moral clarity. I have often spoken to you about good and evil. This has made some uncomfortable. But good and evil are present in this world, and between the two there can be no compromise. Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time, everywhere. Freeing people from oppression and despair is eternally right. This Nation must continue to speak out for justice and truth. We must always be willing to act in their defense and to advance the cause of peace.

President Thomas Jefferson once wrote, “I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.” As I leave the house he occupied two centuries ago, I share that optimism. America is a young country, full of vitality, constantly growing and renewing itself. And even in the toughest times, we lift our eyes to the broad horizon ahead.

I have confidence in the promise of America because I know the character of our people. This is a Nation that inspires immigrants to risk everything for the dream of freedom. This is a Nation where citizens show calm in times of danger and compassion in the face of suffering. We see examples of America’s character all around us. And Laura and I have invited some of them to join us in the White House this evening.

We see America’s character in Dr. Tony Recasner, a principal who opened a new charter school from the ruins of Hurricane Katrina. We see it in Julio Medina, a former inmate who leads a faith-based program to help prisoners returning to society. We see it in Staff Sergeant Aubrey McDade, who charged into an ambush in Iraq and rescued three of his fellow Marines.

We see America’s character in Bill Krissoff, a surgeon from California. His son Nathan, a Marine, gave his life in Iraq. When I met Dr. Krissoff and his family, he delivered some surprising news: He told me he wanted to join the Navy Medical Corps in honor of his son. This good man was 60 years old – 18 years above the age limit. But his petition for a waiver was granted, and for the past year he has trained in battlefield medicine. Lieutenant Commander Krissoff could not be here tonight, because he will soon deploy to Iraq, where he will help save America’s wounded warriors and uphold the legacy of his fallen son.

In citizens like these, we see the best of our country – resilient and hopeful, caring and strong. These virtues give me an unshakable faith in America. We have faced danger and trial, and there is more ahead. But with the courage of our people and confidence in our ideals, this great Nation will never tire … never falter … and never fail.

It has been the privilege of a lifetime to serve as your President. There have been good days and tough days. But every day I have been inspired by the greatness of our country and uplifted by the goodness of our people. I have been blessed to represent this Nation we love. And I will always be honored to carry a title that means more to me than any other: citizen of the United States of America.

And so, my fellow Americans, for the final time: Good night. May God bless this house and our next President. And may God bless you and our wonderful country.

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Unprecedented Jobless Rate…
January 9th, 2009 4:37 pm

…in the Illinois Governor’s mansion.

How crappy do you have to be to actually get impeached for corruption in Illinois? That’s a special kind of crap. In fact, as corrupt as politics have been throughout Illinois’ history, Democrat Rod Blagojevich is the first Governor to ever be impeached. Nice going, Blago.

And it warms my heart to know that this epicenter of corruption produced the guy that will soon be moving into the White House.

But don’t fret, Blago… now that you need a new job, President Hussein will probably appoint you to head up the Justice Department…

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The Case for #1
January 7th, 2009 10:04 am

Watching the end of college football season unfold under the BCS process is akin to watching Democrats stumble through the governing process. At the end of the day, everyone knows what should happen, but those in charge find a way to screw it all up.

Most everyone knows that the Oklahoma Sooners get a bump in the computer rankings simply because their low class coach likes to run the score up on opponents. But Bob Stoops lacks the class of a Mack Brown, who can recognize when victory is certain and put in the second and third string. Unfortunately, it seems the current broken system rewards the classless.

If we take the scores and margins of victories out of the equation, here’s how things line up between Texas and Oklahoma (if Oklahoma beats Florida tomorrow night):

Top 10 teams beat:
Texas - 4
Oklahoma - 3

Number of losses:
Texas - 1
Oklahoma - 1 (to Texas)

Opponents with losing records:
Texas - 4
Oklahoma - 5

Combined opponents’ records (and winning percentages):
Texas - 100 - 65 (61%)
Oklahoma - 107 - 73 (59%)

So Oklahoma blew away many opponents? Their schedule was weaker, even including one team with a single win and another with zero wins on the season. But in the one head-to-head test between the two teams, Oklahoma lost by 10 points on a neutral field.

Of course, this all changes if Florida wins… but not by much. If Florida beats Oklahoma tomorrow night, here’s how the comparison breaks down:

Top 10 teams beat:
Texas - 4
Florida - 4

Number of losses:
Texas - 1 (to #6 Texas Tech on the road)
Florida - 1 (to unranked Mississippi at home)

Opponents with losing records:
Texas - 4
Florida - 4

Combined opponents’ records (and winning percentages):
Texas - 100 - 65 (61%)
Florida - 109 - 73 (60%)

Yet, the screwed up BCS system has ordained that if they win that game against an opponent put there, not by merit, but by flawed computer scoring, they will be the champions.

And then there’s Utah. I’m sorry to you Ute fans, but getting the attorney general involved? That’s as wacky as the claim to the #1 spot. Sure, Utah is undefeated, but they played 6 teams with losing records and had a schedule that involved opposition with a total record of 88 - 77 (just 3 points above .500) and only beat one top 10 team (in the bowl game). To have a real claim at the title, you’ve got to do better than a schedule that would barely make a high school junior varsity team sweat.

So bottom line, the Texas Longhorns are the best team in the country. The only loss they suffered was on the road to a perennial rival and by a single play with no time left on the clock (in fact, the play just prior would’ve ended the game and continued the undefeated season… but for a dropped interception).

But coaches, even though the BCS is going to once again screw it up, you have the power to vote for the Texas Longhorns as the best team in the country. Do the right thing.

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The New Year
January 3rd, 2009 4:51 pm

I’ve had quite a few people ask me why I haven’t posted in a while. Several reasons. First, I took some time off to enjoy the holidays. Second, with respect to politics and my reaction to all the scandals surrounding our new president-elect, most of my posts would be summed up in 4 simple words: I told you so.

It should come as no surprise that a guy with little to no experience who skated mostly unchallenged through local elections as a tool of the longstanding corrupt Chicago political machine is embattled in a multitude of scandals ranging from corrupt friends and political allies to fundraising and ethical questions and broken promises.

But have no fear, I shall return. And I suspect with the new shape of the political landscape (which oddly resembles the same old Democrat politics), there will be more than enough laughable content upon which to opine.

Assuming we all gird our loins for Obambi’s big test… whatever it is.

I will give as much respect and praise to President Obambi as the Left and their MSM allies gave to President Bush. I promise.

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