Thank goodness for the hard-hitting, investigative journalism provided by American mainstream media. With America and the world facing unprecedented issues, it’s nice to know that the mainstream media is holding our leaders accountable and asking the tough questions…
Nope, no media bias here. Move along.
UPDATE: But wait! There’s more… CNN has an article of historical significance… a piece that’s sure to change the geopolitical, geothermal and intergalactic landscape for generations to come…
Who says they don’t tackle the difficult issues?
UPDATE 2: Not to be outdone, here come the vigilant journalists at the New York Times with this scoop of the century….
WASHINGTON — Well, that didn’t take long. Just 44 days into the job, and President Obama is going gray.
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Mr. Obama’s graying is still of the flecked variety, and appears to wax and wane depending on when he gets his hair cut, which he does about every two weeks. His barber, who goes by only one name, Zariff, takes umbrage with bloggers who alternately claim Mr. Obama, 47, is dyeing his hair gray (to appear more distinguished) or dyeing it black (to appear younger). “I can tell you that his hair is 100 percent natural,” Zariff said. “He wouldn’t get it colored.”
Whew, glad that conspiracy has been debunked. Could’ve been an international crisis.
And right on cue, another member of the established left-wing media serves up a puff piece on The One.
Obama’s Other Gray Matter
Forty-five days to a grayer you!
Are times so stressful — a plummeting economy and two wars — that our young president is going grayer a mere six weeks into the job?
Maybe 754 days is more like it. That’s how long it’s been, if you can believe it, since a baby-faced senator stood in the winter chill in Springfield, Ill., to declare his candidacy for president. With each debate, after every primary fight, it seems Barack Obama’s tightly clipped hair became just a dash saltier.
“The gray, it’s not a whole lot, but he has a few strands,” explained Zariff, the president’s Chicago barber for 17 years, who goes by a single name. “It’s quite normal for his age group.”
I’m glad the big boys are spending so much time interviewing Zariff the barber. Would hate for them to waste their time on issues like the socialist policies driving our economy into the toilet or the administration’s knack for appointing tax cheats.
I can’t wait to see what happens when they finally get a damn dog.
