Iran is claiming to have completed the full nuclear development process, North Korea is test firing long-range missles over Japan, Pakistan is in danger of collapsing, the U.S. and global economies are in the toilet, pirates are taking Americans hostage at sea and the United States is being led by a guy with zero executive experience with a Cabinet full of law-breakers…

…and here’s what the MSM thinks is newsworthy:

The First Puppy Makes a Big Splash

Who let the dog out? That’s the Washington mystery du jour.

The identity of the first puppy — the one that the Washington press corps has been yelping about for months, the one President Obama has seemed to delight in dropping hints about — leaked out yesterday. This despite White House efforts to delay the news until the big debut planned for Tuesday afternoon.

I demand an investigation. Perhaps Congress can take up this pressing issue when it completes it’s investigation of Major League Baseball players or the College Football ranking system.