Our Savior who art in Washington,
Hussein be they name.
Thy hope and change come,
Damage will be done,
In America as it is internationally.
Give us this day our daily bailout,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we appease those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into freedom,
But deliver us from demcoracy,
For thine is the Chicago political machine, the power, the tyranny.
Forever and ever, Allahu Akbar.