By now you’ve heard the story of Trayvon Martin. You’ve probably seen the celebrities, members of Congress and other race-baiters donning hoodies in protest… demanding “justice”. The facts are still in dispute as to what happened the night that George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin. Was it self-defense? We don’t know. Was it a racially-motivated crime? We don’t know. Did Martin attack Zimmerman first? We don’t know.

But we do know that the President of the United States, whose former Chief of Staff said, “You never want a serious crisis go to waste” has joined an ever-growing bandwagon of racism and hate fueled by a liberal desire to turn every news story into one about race to advance their agenda. We also know the media is willing to carry the water for this bogus meme by publishing 5-year old pictures of Martin to portray this “poor kid” as an innocent 12 year old:

…rather than the 17-year old that he actually was:

Even though the facts now coming forth, including Zimmerman being a Hispanic (though CNN blurs the line for good measure when it suits them, referring to him as a “white hispanic” - think they’d do that if he’d been the victim?), being a registered Democrat (not an evil Republican) and Martin’s school suspension for drug possession and social media presence that seems to promote gang affiliation paint a slightly different picture, the racism train has left the station and this movement of hoodie-wearing protesters thinks they’ve got a nifty campaign message to convince people to re-elect a black man… simply based on color.

So who are the racists?

Certainly not the 13-year old white boy in Kansas City who was chased down like an animal, doused with gasoline and set on fire by a couple of older black kids who shouted, “This is what you deserve. You get what you deserve, white boy.”

Nope, those were just disenfranchised kids who finally stood up against the system… or something that sounds noble like that.

And those 6 black guys that beat a white guy at Applebees that investigators say “may” have been a hate crime? Just relieving some stress, yo.

UPDATE: And there you have it, folks. THIS is what “Trayvon” means to Democrats…

Democratic National Committee member Pat Cotham promoted a “Hoodie Rally” that she said took place at Marshall Park in Charlotte, N.C. at 6 p.m. on Thursday. “Hoodie Rally at Marshall Park at 6 pm today,” Cotham tweeted. “Crowd building, people wearing shirts in honor of Trayvon Martin.”

According to Cotham’s Twitter account, “Hoodie Rally” attendees were “registering to vote” on the scene.

Given the Democrats’ history, I’m sure Trayvon will even cast a ballot or two in November as well.

UPDATE: Oops. Well there goes that nice “giant, racist white guy versus poor little black kid” narrative:

However it started, witnesses described to the 911 dispatcher what resulted: the neighborhood watch coordinator, 5-foot-9 and 170 pounds, and the visitor, 6-foot-1 and 150, wrestling on the ground.

Hardly the David vs. Goliath image the media wants you to imagine. Turns out Zimmerman was not a big, angry white guy hellbent on killing him a poor, innocent black kid. Instead, the two MEN were roughly the same size, give or take a couple of inches and about 10-20 pounds… despite the constant reports (which most media outlets are not rushing out to correct) that Zimmerman was 240-250 pounds and outweighed Martin by 100+ pounds.

Flashback 2009:

“You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer’s dime.” - Barack Obama

…and now March 28, 2012:

A spokeswoman for McCarran International Airport confirmed that the first lady was expected to arrive in Las Vegas Wednesday night. The visit wasn’t expected to affect flight operations.

White House officials say the Obamas are on a private family trip to the West.

The Obamas visited Mount Rushmore on Wednesday before heading to Las Vegas.

So are we to assume the Obamas are paying for this “trip to Vegas” on their own dime… it’s that or they’re gigantic hypocrites.

But then again, you already knew the answer to that one…

… of “natural causes“?

Something seems suspicious. A 43 suddenly dies and the reports are quick to report it’s “natural causes”. Hell, Whitney Houston was a known drug addict who died of an apparent overdose in her bathtub and the cause of her death is still officially “undetermined“.

Gee, couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that he recently announced at CPAC that he plans to release video evidence of Obama being a radical communist in college, could it?

Let this be a lesson… don’t screw with Dear Leader.

…in his own words.

Brian Williams, pretending to be appalled by AZ Governor Jan Brewer’s audacity to stick her finger in President Obama’s face comically asks, “Who have you ever seen talking to the President like this?”.

To which the reply is simply… “Well, YOU, douchebag.”

Here are the top 12 reasons I voted Democrat…

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10.. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.